Unicorn Magic Is Real And This Dildo Proves It

I think I need to disclose something before I start this review and that is that I am a Unicorn fanatic, I love them, well who doesn’t?

I have long been an admirer of the Unicorn dildo (as well as some other products) from Split Peaches in the USA, but up until recently no-one in the UK was stocking them, thankfully that has now changed.

Latex Leather & Lace now stock this dildo in three different sizes together with the fantastic looking “Screw You Mechadong” and a nice pair of glow in the dark stress boobies.

Now kinksters in the UK like myself have somewhere to go to get hold of these incredible silicone creations. Can you tell I am happy with this development? Anyway on with the review.

My Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo arrived discreetly packaged from Latex Leather & Lace as all of my deliveries have done. This is good as the postie left this one with the neighbours as I was out when he delivered it.

I love the no frills packaging

Packaging

Inside the package was the dildo itself wrapped in a no-frills plastic wrapper that carries the US flag, care instructions and a Split Peaches sticker. I also received a sticker that I will probably proudly stick to my laptop. I also received an informative flyer from Latex Leather & Lace.

The no-frills packaging keeps the costs down, and I like this sort of minimalistic packaging. While it’s nice to have something with a velvet liner this style of packaging is much better for the environment.

Materials

Split Peaches are renowned for their quirky products as well as body safe materials. From the outset, they tried to be different in their approach to sex toys, and they are very much customer focussed which is excellent.

Their dildos are made out of 100% Platinum Cure Silicone, and this makes them body safe, hypoallergenic and free from phthalates and other nasty chemicals. In my opinion, silicone is the go-to sex toy material because of these properties and because of it being non-porous and incredibly easy to clean. So this dildo gets a big thumbs up from me regarding its material.

The medium is a nice filling size

The blend used like with most other silicone dildos is a bit of a lint and dust magnet, but that is nothing that a rinse under the tap can’t cure.

Each of these dildos in hand poured which makes each unique and the colours will vary from one to the next. That is one of the beautiful things that I like about small batch toy companies; you are getting something handmade and unique. There will not be another one exactly like yours, and I like that.

The silicone in a nice firm one that still has lots of squish to it and this makes it lots of fun to squeeze. It has a matte look to it, and it’s quite grabby in use. I found lube was essential until I got going and then my body fluids were perfectly adequate even during extended play periods.

The head is nicely roundedThe design is mouth watering; it reminds me of the sort of plasticine models I would make as a child, where I would roll out a thin strip of plasticine and then fold it in half before twisting it up.

That perfectly describes the shape of this dildo, folded and twisted to give it its horn shape.

As it is a horn, the shaft is straight, and while I usually prefer dildos with a curve on them for added g-spot contact, this one felt fantastic. The texture and increasing girth more than making up for the lack of a curve.

The broad base tapers towards to tip of the dildo, and that makes for a lot of fun when playing with it which I will come onto in a minute.

It is available in three sizes and two colour schemes at the moment both of which are stunning. It comes in rainbow colours almost giving it an LGBTQ+ pride look to it. I have the pastel version which as you can see looks lovely while the rainbow colour version is very vibrant in true unicorn fashion.

This dildo just looks so good, the twisting flutes around it are mesmerising, and the way it tapers feels oh so good. A fun session with this quim stick will leave your pussy in no doubt that it has just encountered a unicorn.

As this is a silicone sex toy, you should only use a good quality water based lube on it. If you want to try a hybrid, then try a small amount on the base before observing it for any reaction. That way if you have a problem you don’t damage the main surface of the toy.

Cleaning it is very easy although you need to make sure that you get all of the vagoo out of the flutes when you wash it in warm and soapy water before using an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on it.

You can even boil it but if you do then wrap it in a tea towel to prevent the silicone from contact with the sides of the pan. It is also dishwasher safe, so you have lots of options when it comes to cleaning it.

Just make sure you take it out of the dishwasher before your mother in law helps out by loading the dishwasher for you. Trust me on this one as I’m talking from embarrassing experience here.

The flutes feel sublime in use

The flutes mean that you may end up using more lube that you would do on a regular phallic dildo, but the flutes have a neat trick in that they retain lube and keep your inner walls lubes up well when thrusting with this dildo.

Unicorn Magic In Use

I love using it vaginally, but there’s nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo.

Just don’t switch back and forth between the two without some form of barrier protection as let’s just say you don’t want bacteria transferring from your back door to your front door.

The well-rounded tip makes insertion easy and a delight. The flutes generate a lot of sensation as you thrust with it. You can vary the feeling of this dildo by screwing it into you rather than thrusting with it.

The unicorn dildo is firm yet flexibleThe tapered body means that as you take more, you are stretched wider and wider, and that is a fantastic feeling. Start by gently thrusting with just an inch or so and then gradually take more and more to see how far you can go.

I have the medium and it has an insertable length of 8″/20.3cm and at the base, the shaft has a diameter of 2.25″/5.7cm which is nice and filling.

The small measures in at 6″/15cm of insertable length and 1.6″/4cm diameter at the base. While the large measures in at 10″/25.4cm of insertable unicorn-ness and has a diameter of 2.8″/7cm at the base.

I found the flutes gave this dildo a unique feeling to it and I love the way the feeling moves around as you thrust with it. The flutes create a bumping sensation across your g-spot as you use it and that feels very nice indeed.

The only thing better than fucking myself with this dildo is fitting it to one of my fucking machines and laying back while letting it do all the work.

I love the way that as you insert it deeper, it drags at the entrance to your vagina creating even more delightful sensations. This is one of those toys where you think you can take no more and then you suddenly get the urge to try taking it a bit further. It’s very more-ish.

Final Thoughts

This is a magical dildo that comes in two delicious colour schemes, and with the three sizes, there is one that will be a challenge to anyone’s orifices. The tapered shaft is one of my favourite things about this dildo, and the other is the flutes as they provide bags of texture and sensations.

I am delighted to be able to recommend this fantasy dildo to anyone, go on step out of the closet and announce to the world that you like unicorns. I love them, and this dildo does them justice.
Grab one for just £64.99 and let your magical fantasies come to life.

This is a very satisfying dildo